"A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they’re entitled to know everything I do."
— Lisa Kleypas, Dreaming of You

Battle of Stubborn: Sherlock vs Joan

musefulstranger replied to your post “There was a spider in my coffee this morning. A spider. Found out…”

WTF NO

battlewhispers replied to your post “There was a spider in my coffee this morning. A spider. Found out…”

I literally watched a spider go down from the ceiling and crawl into a bunch of lesson plans and had no issue but I would BREAK WHATEVER THAT COFFEE WAS IN IF THAT HAPPENED. I’m so sorry.

The horror continues…

Opened up my coffee maker and there’s a fucking spider web inside. WTF!? I cleaned it out just yesterday!!

I WANT TO THROW IT OUT NOW… but coffee… *sobbing*

There was a spider in my coffee this morning. A spider. Found out after I already sipped from it.

So… didn’t really get any coffee, but I SURE AS FUCKING HELL WOKE UP.


I can’t imagine my life without  you. 

I can’t imagine my life without  you. 

I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.

"We make a pretty good team, you know."

"
  1. Kiss like you mean it.
  2. Remember their birthday, every year.
  3. Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
  4. Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
  5. Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
  6. Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
  7. Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
  8. Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
  9. Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
  10. Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
  11. Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
  12. Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
  13. Get angry, but forgive.
  14. Love, love with all you’ve got.
"
— 14 things to remember in a relationship

synnister:

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

every. single. time.