I just invented a new word:
The phrase “words to live by” gets thrown around often these days, but these are absolutely words to live by.
there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure
Castle + Beckett || Couch Potatoes
#time to ask the really important questions #how often have they had sex on that couch? #how many times has she sunk to her knees to suck him off when the movie starts to get boring? #how many times has his hand slowly trailed up her inner thighs #running his blunt nails over the thin fabric separating her skin from him #until he reaches the heat at the top #where he just rests his hand heavily #all while she tries to pay attention to the nebula 9 marathon playing on the television? #these are the things i really want to know (x)
That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
That gif is literally perfect
She saw yours didn’t she?
If I had the chance love,
I would not hesitate
to tell you all the things I’ve never said before
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”