klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

escapekit:

It’s a sketchbook

Brooklyn designer Ricardo Gonzalez selective pieces of his sketch book.

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
This is both hypnotizing and oddly hilarious.

This is both hypnotizing and oddly hilarious.

"

… its too early for this bullshit.

"
— Me, no matter what time it is.

Freaking Queen of EVERYTHING

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.